Hi I’m maddie and we’re friends I’m greg and ily

With the viles of juice, I know how that works. It looks at the color of the juice, and goes through a sorting algorithm that has all the colors sorted and it matches up the two colors. So maybe green is nice, blue is brave, etc.

Omg Omg Omg Omg Omg

My boy didnt wanna bomb civilians and so he self destructed I'm proud of him

My animal nerd brain 'wait were the frogs native to that area??? Did he just release an invasive species to be a hero??? Not very heroic'

Danny Gonzalez is a high tech AI virtual boy

watch let it shine

So.. A grown up man almost smooshed a kid ??? Disney wtf

I am pretty sure I watched this with my family when I was like 4 or 5

who realised the one girl is China from descendants

Did anyone notice that Bree was the main actors

Robot boy was also Spencer in Glee

i girlfriend

15:05 oh my god I have never been more terrified at an otherwise normal shot from a movie in my life

"My bfs albert" Flamingo: excuse me *WHAT*

What the fuck antivirus did they use for the weird terminator CIA system, if you ask me they shouldbe used NORDVP-

It would be more realistic if his default mission was imperialism and war for oil.

The secret ingredient in Bang is adderall.

I never watched a Disney channel movie

"cool kids... never sit right, they dont know how" can confirm this, i can only sit left 😔

I hate the classic trope of girl with glasses takes off glasses to be pretty

was anyone else rooting for the popular girl

When he pulled up in that car I almost peed myself laughing omfg

MaYBe HeR BoNEs aRE SqUIsHy. - I got that.

Mae's friend: what's your ideal boyfriend like? Mae: **starts describing Hitler youth**

4:03 if I dressed like the chick on the left, I'd expect to get bullied too.

Greg

danny: and he has 3ds mae: no thats not enough he needs more ds

You say the car and clothes but where did he get the phone and how did he know how to go on social media???

pause the vid on 14:23 and look at my girls face XD

Don't be shy, have some brave juice! 😏

I’m in the Army and I’d rather self destruct

Leaves from the vine 🍃 Falling so slow 🍃🥀

This is some cringe

why is no one talking about noah centaur ayo's tweaked eyebrows

Girl 2"What is your ideal male human" Girl 1 "blonde hair blue eyes" *Tiny moustache man would like to know your location*

Canada or russia

I keep getting diaper adds before your videos are you trying to tell me something...

please review icarly FOR THE LOVE OF GREG

wait i have blond hair and blue eyes... OMG NOW IM ALBERT!!!!11

“Maybe her bones are getting squishy” 😂😂😂

Siberia joke how relevant for the Disney channel demographic

A wise man once said, "i believe in laws around child labor" genius

disney channel movie cool kids sit like gay people

tl;dw boy

imagine being jerks to two students who are literally /so smart/ that they're studying work for the grade above them like sis they're literally better than you bc of that??? like fr ur just an average bully side character smh

like none of you will get this joke but when Albert comes out of the liquid all I could think was "Ah! Rocky!"

so you joke about how just because she's a nerd she doesn't want to go to the dance but I'm a bit of a nerd and I skipped prom

Golden boots.

The fact that this girl from high school is able to hack in to a military system

Mae: my dream boy has blonde eyes and blonde hair Danny: Me: hmmmmm

Months

Thanks for uploading. You haven't uploaded in weeks

Herpes

She’s sounding a bit master race with blu eyes blonde hair

What’s with Disney channel and thinking popular people are all inherently mean

Me getting flashbacks of Danny's yummy song.

Nerd is a 4 letter word with a 6 figure income XD

i watched this movie when i was around 4 and watching you watch it makes so much more sense cause as a 4 year old i didnt understand half this shit

U should watch zapped

I’ve watched this movie before...never understood the ending. I could go on but I don’t feel like it .-.

“Cool people don’t sit right” Members of the LGBTQ+ community: 😎

Why is Noah Centineo in every lame movie for teenagers ??

The dialogue in this movie makes me wanna blow my brains out

Yo, that was so funny. Also, the one where I thought I cared about a bitch going all up in your face, May, was the funniest part.

so this is just a slightly less creepy, more appropriate version of weird science?

LOVE THE FROG SHIRT DANNY YOU’RE LOOKING GREAT 👍

i always find it a little disturbing when people’s “ideal” is blonde hair and blue eyes.. red flag

so this is a modern, gender-bent Pixel Perfect? great

Ok is anyone else concerned about the fact that Mae is basically falling in love with a robot? Like....that's not healthy 😐oof

Disney channels version of terminator

I just subbed and turned on notis i am a try greg

Albert broke all 3 of Asimov's law of robotics in this movie. Therefore he should be terminated.... oh wait

Pp

Watch Zombies next it’s terrible.

I always forget that Danny is 26 and not 13

Wait... you said this was a kinda good movie compared to other Disney Channel movies... That's honestly terrifying because this is one of the worst movies I've seen someone react to. Like the plot had potential... but the way they did it *SUCKED.*

The Simp-Bot

"Hey May I'm a real boy" nutcracker Danny flashbacks

11:22 his license plate says "meow zers" on it....

"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." I love whenever he makes this reference from scales, he really should make this merch.

Blonde hair and blue eyes? Sounds like Hitlers perfect race, and what did hitler want? Super soldiers and huge armys to fight, and he wanted... Oh my god, his perfect race to be those soldiers, THIS MOVIE IS A NEO NAZI PROPAGANDA MOVIE!!?!???!!?!

The guy at 14:41, Roger Bart used to date Trisha Paytas. Lol

OH GOD , Disney movies

So I see Disney Channel Original movies haven't changed at all since 2005.

Hmm Can I bleach my brain??

everytime i see that dude now i got the "eeeeeoooooooo!" in my head, thanks Danny xx

It’s been so long since I watched this channel

omg as a kid this was like my favorite movie 😭

Also I just subscribed and I’m really happy to be greg

I think the frog shirt is really cool cause I love frogs 🥺

im trying to build the Best Rocket in Spaceflight Simulator 1.5

Alt title: Detroit: become human

why dont you say greg day?

the story avengers civil war is based on

The classy colon phytochemically park because male transmurally look plus a half air. gray greasy great, lame wind

3:27 Notice how she takes off her glasses to look at him.

I feel dominated

8:27 are they nazis now?

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