Terry looked like he was going to punch him in strait up

It was Season 15 and across every border Not a creature was stirring due to stay-at-home orders One furry lobster was especially sad Without having an audience, how would the peasants get mad? Then, he remembered his very special book The one with all his jokes, let's take a look Terry Cruise He acts, he paints, he plays the flute, and much more It makes me wonder what he's compensating for Now that Regis is dead, you're my second favourite host Tyra, if you're watching, I still love you the most Terry, you're so happy, you're so full of life You used to be old; now you're Ancient Spice Howie The first time I was here you thought I was mean Really, I was honoured to meet Mr. Clean Howie hates germs, they cause him much strife He wrote a book called "Don't Touch Me", co-authored by his wife A 40-year career? That really takes drive When you look like a turtle who's been burned alive Heidi You're a wonderful mother, it's easy to see At least, that's what your 6 nannies were paid to tell me You're direct from the heavens. You make angels sing! You used to fly among them until they clipped your wings Now you're married for a third time, isn't that sweet? You could have more rings than Tom Brady if you learn how to cheat Sofia Vergara, how lovely you are I don't know what's more supportive: your family or your bra? It takes you hours to get ready, so I'm not trying to be mean But who did your makeup? A drunk drag queen? When Hollywood kicks you out, don't let it get you down You'll always have work as a rodeo clown Simon, you have a young son. Wow! Your life took a turn! When he graduates, you'll be front row... in a beautiful urn Now put on some deodorant. I don't want you to smell You and I will get sweaty as we fry together in hell

This guy is hilarious! The presentation was fun and original. I feel he's made a name for himself even if he's not an AGT winner.

Damn this guy got my support

Dude, you are NOT funny👎🏼🙄

Oh man I was shocked when he made the Urn joke about simon 😲😂

I like this guy. I want myself to be roasted by him.

I personally found this much more enjoyable than his first time on agt. I like the storytelling idea he did with the roasts.

LMAO BIG COOK LITTLE COOK💀💀 DON'T TELL ME Y'ALL DON'T SEE IT

Sick fool

Sofia you look like Joker, sorry for you

Greg Giraldo is the greatest roaster of all time. Roast in peace Greg

These virtual audiences are skin-crawlingly horrible in every way.

kill tony bring anyone else here?

I think the judges saw all the comments from the first time and realised their ego's weren'nt making them popular (except Simon of course)

We love you Alex hooper you are awesome some people are just too sensitive

After seeing the act that was picked for the winner, I think AGT should apologize publicly for sending the true winner home. Alex Hooper told it like it is.

I LOVE THIS GUY LMAAAAOOO

Is it me r does Heidi’s eyes look a lot closer together

I really want this storybook!!😂🤣

one of my favorite acts this season

no

He looks like he's from Monsters Inc.

The judges were forcing themselves to laugh.

My boy never disappoint..

Definitely not my type of humor. For me, insulting people isn't the best way to make folks laugh. And at least some people agree with me since he's not going through. (And LOVED Heidi's comeback!)

i work with alex LOL! so crazy seeing him comeback with this hilarious character! Its all and act but we all know that! wish the world got that! Its all that! 🤣

This was very good

Boy Im really bout to get yo pickle chin head boy

Am i the only one who didnt laugh and just cringed😂

hurt

The crowd was booing him again this time. Even Mr Clean admitted in the previous performance that he did not know what happened the first time he came and that he actually did find it funny when he watched it again by himself. As humans we are very energy sensitive to other people and we are conditioned to act and react as sheep so the booing of one person will cause everyone to boo and that is why we will not see this GREAT man in further rounds. You can even see the peasants teaching their peasant kids that booing is a good thing to do. One day I will go to got talent I will reach the finals and my performance will be "amerika" by rammstein.

Bring the fre extinguisher!

ahhahaaa- his goodd

Wow legendary Still laughing 😂😂😂

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he is not funny at all , I think..... :((

Poor Sofia! I hope that didn’t hurt her feelings! That was some mean stuff.

I like that he is a unique individual. Also, in terms of when they stand on stage before the elimination, this guy was the best! Haha, usually they stand there nervous all serious or with a weak smile but this guy made it amusing! Haha!

He is better now because Mel B is not judge :p

this is just sad

Nothing beats good old bill burr just having a angry honest rant on stage.

الي يبغا الترجمة يحط لايك

I am useless

This guy is awesome

I definitely tried to laugh

This guy is trash. No talent he got booed last time. He makes AGT watered down

Sooooooooooo....is guy supposed to be funny? "cause I ain't seeing it. At. All.

This man didn’t deserve to go home on such a terrific act he did. Sure, he was hated the first time but he cleaned up and made better roast jokes and they were spot on funny. Honestly, he deserved to go through than just some measly singer.

OH DAMN

Usama and This mans need to come back as a wild card!!😤😤

Jesus saves

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Not funny!!!!

I'd vote for this guy! I always love a good roast

How was Heidi okay with this humor, but not okay with Usama’s humor?

Alex hooper is flipping mean always hated him and don't vote for him America pls pls

This guy is a genius

Oh he's back loll

Its not as talent .its annoying .stupid waste of time .is not Worthy of a million dollar.

He should be voted as wildcard. He is very funny.

He should’ve stayed in

Awesome!!! This was great!!

Normally I wouldn't do this but someone needs too...Your acts you do on stage are pitiful and the fact that they allowed u to stay on after the first appearance is really sad. A lot, if not most of the viewers are children/young adults and shouldn't be subjected to the kind of "comedy" u bring to the show. Robin Williams among many other comedians made it big without trash talking others like u do... It's not necessary.

He was so funnying :] i love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hahahhahahhhhahahahahah

bring him back as wild card just for the roast of it.... I wanna see him roast Trump.

the Rodney King of Roast! Love him. Kids and teens are monopolize the vote, they dont get the roast, that's why he got eliminated.

RIGGED! This was my biggest laughter this season, why he got eliminate people don;t get the humor. Alex rest assured ma, you have a big audience,keep doing what you are doing, u are the KING of ROAST! Please bring some Trump roasting....

I wish I could be a comedian on AGT, and then roast the judges, and then say that I'm a comedian, not a roaster, because I don't know how to cook.

I waited like two months for this act And then he got eliminated by a singing duo that want to win by a sob story! WHYYYYYYYY!!!

🤦Don't tell me this happens during coronavirus season

Okay the Simon roast finally got better. Still kinda prefer Jj Pantano though, his delivery was better for me. I'm not a big fan of this story telling with poetic delivery. Overall his jokes had more wit this time instead of just plain insults.

He honestly should NOT have gotten eliminated.. Alex, you did a terrific job and I can’t wait to see more of you in the future

Didnt this guy get 4 red x's on agt a few years ago??

I felt sorry for sofia, dude you really fried her. That is insane

Pretty funny stuff.

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They need younger judges because these oldies are too outdated to understand dark/offensive humor.

Ancient Spice, the official deodorant of Dune Remastered!

I’m so glad he came back.. I loved him when everyone booed him in his first audition. I’m disappointed.. he deserves to be in the finals

Roast king 😂

this reminds me Black Mirror

this guy knows he ain’t gonna win but he’s still goin for it

HE FUNNNY HAS HELL HE LIKE ROSESANE LMAO VERY DARING AND MEAN LOL...NOT MUCH OUT THERE CAUSE THEY SCARED WITH THE RESPONDS

HOW DARE HE MAKES FUN OF EVER SO GORGEOUS SOPHIA🙈😡

Funny they said hes mean, but hes actually a racist.

That's some third degree burn

no comedians in the semi-finals...

Wow... that solid burn 🔥🔥🔥

BRUH this hurt even me to watch but so funny lolol

As AGT points out in his bio for the show, he is the ONLY person to ever be liked by Simon when all the other judges buzzed him, on his first appearance. He deserved to return. He really is funny. His album "Hugs. Drugs. Pugs." Is awesome.

😲 im shocked that this really happened..

This was the only good act of the night. Everyone thing else was overtly forcing sadness and relying on sobstories. This dude was hilarious.

this guy is one of the best actors they have and he was insulting them! dang.

THat was BURNING at his BEST! Sad he didn't go through! I liked him. He was one of my favourite comedians!

This guy was a true gem, but of course they threw him aside in favor of a bunch of worthless singers. America truly has the dumbest public in the world.

america: YEAH ALEX YOU ROCK!!!!!!!1!11!!! alex: *gets lower than 6th place* where is the logic here, america? this is the same with sheldon riley lol

I'm sorry, BUT HE GOT ELIMINATED!!!!?????

He is like a mirror infront of them, telling them who they really are.