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Trump’s Bananas Border Speech, Looming Impeachment & Crazy Conspiracies

Eight days are left of Donald Trump’s presidency, the House will vote to impeach tomorrow, new details have been released about what went down at the White House on Wednesday during the attacks on the Capitol, one of the rioters (who was dressed like a Viking) isn’t happy with his accommodations in jail, Trump flew to Alamo, Texas to brag about his “wall” the same week his supporters showed that walls serve no purpose whatsoever, three Democrats in the house have tested positive for COVID after being holed up during the Capitol lockdown with maskless colleagues, and it turns out that QAnon is just a build-your-own-apocalypse.
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  1. appleblossomxo

    appleblossomxo

    Πριν 6 ώρες

    A lot of effort to not open the Congressional Review, the DNC politicians should be glad to open the review to show the citizenry nothing was wrong with it. It's only a 10-day process and there were members from both sides willing and able, until the threats of being slammed in the media.

  2. Vanassarin Leeanupat

    Vanassarin Leeanupat

    Πριν 8 ώρες

    Thank you. That's very good. People will know more about this maniac crazy Trump guy. Thanks God, he's leaving.

  3. Rick OBrien

    Rick OBrien

    Πριν 20 ώρες

    Trump fooled a lot of morons in BOTH elections, but I thank God he didn't fool enough the second time around. I still can''t believe that there are no background protocalls ? that would bar someone with a history like his that would keep him out of the running. If trump would have had to answer for all his negative lifestyle dealings , like everyday people have to to get gainful employment , he wouldn't have even got past square one .

    • kolim jone

      kolim jone

      Πριν 52 λεπτά

      has been sabotaged by the so called "president."

  4. Gin B

    Gin B

    Πριν 21 ώρα

    😂😂😂👽

    • kolim jone

      kolim jone

      Πριν 52 λεπτά

      So its all Matt Damon’s fault😂

  5. kolim jone

    kolim jone

    Πριν 22 ώρες

    i love his laugh

  6. Robert Libutti

    Robert Libutti

    Πριν ημέρα

    That "conspiracy theory" at the end was incredible. Haha! The research that the late night guys have done lately for some solid jokes is really good satire.

  7. I Lopez

    I Lopez

    Πριν ημέρα

    Trump all the way!🇲🇽

  8. Damian Perez

    Damian Perez

    Πριν ημέρα

    Jimmy you da best!

  9. Jack Ford

    Jack Ford

    Πριν ημέρα

    The brief female spatially deliver because purple disconcertingly sign since a charming clarinet. scrawny, capricious jewel

    • kolim jone

      kolim jone

      Πριν 22 ώρες

      Oh, that Matt Damon! I should have known he was at the bottom of this evil. He's, after all, the source of all Jimmy Kimmel's blights.

  10. Dmitry Bahrt

    Dmitry Bahrt

    Πριν ημέρα

    Why we still even allowing him to speak

  11. Mark

    Mark

    Πριν ημέρα

    Jimmy Kimmel is a wet fart trying to make money off of America's misery. Can't come up with any new material?

  12. Rob Cisneros

    Rob Cisneros

    Πριν ημέρα

    The nine nurse spectroscopically attend because coast customarily smell apropos a spotty anethesiologist. tearful, endurable grasshopper

  13. Dan B

    Dan B

    Πριν ημέρα

    Yes, there is a "Qanon Anonymous," and they're great. Google em

  14. Mordechai Levy

    Mordechai Levy

    Πριν ημέρα

    This impeachment is causing tremendous joy.

  15. AntalopeAUT

    AntalopeAUT

    Πριν ημέρα

    Oh, Donnie, the surprises you deliver are nigh on neverending . Now, be a good Dumpling and get impeached .

  16. Marlene Ross

    Marlene Ross

    Πριν ημέρα

    Brilliant!!

  17. bricology

    bricology

    Πριν ημέρα

    "...and they won't even let her in there to breastfeed..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  18. Remco Van Ek

    Remco Van Ek

    Πριν ημέρα

    Trump almost makes it to toddler level.

  19. Abdulaziz Al Harthy

    Abdulaziz Al Harthy

    Πριν ημέρα

    So its all Matt Damon’s fault😂

  20. Bill Mabee

    Bill Mabee

    Πριν ημέρα

    Just a few more days of this idiot. He's "got the best words." How did this get to this point? Lack of civic education for our children. Lack of learning of critical thinking. Education has been sabotaged by the so called "president."

  21. Victoria Campisi

    Victoria Campisi

    Πριν ημέρα

    Why don’t you wealthy and privledged actors and actresses stay out of politics. It’s obvious you people are not detrimentally effected by the lock downs. Loss of homes, businesses and livelihoods.

  22. Jacob Halladay-Glynn

    Jacob Halladay-Glynn

    Πριν ημέρα

    There is a QAnon Anonymous and they make a great weekly podcast

  23. Seleena Y-T

    Seleena Y-T

    Πριν ημέρα

    Oh, that Matt Damon! I should have known he was at the bottom of this evil. He's, after all, the source of all Jimmy Kimmel's blights.

  24. exdoode

    exdoode

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    I think someone played the music as a joke on him 😁😅

  25. Andy H

    Andy H

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    You can fool some of the people, some of the time. But you cant fool all the people, all the time.Bob Marley

  26. Andy H

    Andy H

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    All he did was send a lynchmob to string her up and watch it on live TV. Poor victimised Donny waunt understand why she's so well dramatic. Maybe Pelosis time of month. Lol

  27. Leech

    Leech

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    11:23 *DEEP STATE! NEW WORLD ORDER!*

  28. Elle Brown

    Elle Brown

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    I hate Jimmy Kimmels show!

  29. Colorado springs

    Colorado springs

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Joe Biden can't even put a sentence together or forgets what he is saying 🤔

  30. Andrew Williams

    Andrew Williams

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    love it.... well done Jimmy, anyone can make all sorts of rubbish out of random data and make a connection ..7 degrees of separation etc John Oliver has a good show about this also

  31. Joel Williams

    Joel Williams

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Trump is taking one last tour of all his greatest failures this week - tomorrow he's spending the day with Eric...

  32. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    对丫,特朗普有簽太空小組任務,,,So。 他和高雅族徒菲力是会中肯監督或和時差研一样不知,但,確實成长大男性个質,,,SO。 而泰山和唐叔為望天星為鷲头摩首組,老鷹团在後,,,SO,互对一架或成盟,??,不知,,,太深奧,,,SO,??。

  33. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    大伙相信罪众拆洗罪橋後律法否,,,??,会信罪众批評批判否,,,SO。 貪商官批評世界,,,己众思作,大解放,,,囉。

  34. Gloria Gonzales

    Gloria Gonzales

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Hey Jimmy, how was your stay? In Gitmo??? with all your fellow cell mates????

  35. Darryl Benny

    Darryl Benny

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    F*cking Matt Damon - I knew it!!!!

  36. Just Me

    Just Me

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    WTF???!!!! ITALY INVOLVED??? TRUE???sidneypowelldotcom/election-evidence-2020

  37. Just Me

    Just Me

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    WTF???!!!! ITALY INVOLVED??? TRUE???sidneypowelldotcom/election-evidence-2020

  38. ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

    ཞıƈƙ ƈ-137

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    There is absolutely no medical need for organic food. It provides less nutrition, and uses more pesticides and has less regulations. There's absolutely no health benefits... And there's absolutely no way a human can become Sick by not eating organic... That's just a ridiculous concept... Of course what do we expect from a person who lives in a world of conspiracy. It looks like his mom supports it

  39. Kumuda Nehru

    Kumuda Nehru

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Thanks for your hard work Jimmy.

  40. B. P.

    B. P.

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Wait, didn't Sara Silverman date Jimmy and Matt Damon? SARA IS Q OMG.

  41. Ana Muliaga

    Ana Muliaga

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    BREASTFEED 😂😂

  42. ANALISA SMITH

    ANALISA SMITH

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Look, 👀 the orange 🍊 is going bananas 🍌 !!!!! 😄

  43. DONALD SPILLANE

    DONALD SPILLANE

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    President Trump and his allies are fostering white supremacist and violent extremism.

  44. David deapras

    David deapras

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Guys like kimmel do it..

  45. Jamaica Owens

    Jamaica Owens

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    “ Qanon-anonymous “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  46. Cradle of Humanity Uganda/UK Children's Centre

    Cradle of Humanity Uganda/UK Children's Centre

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    😂😂🍊🤷👏👏👏 all the 1990 bs numerology nonsense. Go Jimmy Kimmy 😂

  47. David l Williams

    David l Williams

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    17 is the number of Republicans in the Senate, needed to impeach Trumpy Bear.

  48. bergermeister

    bergermeister

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    do it we dont like you cheeto , get out

  49. michael sagemaster

    michael sagemaster

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Did his face turn red?

  50. David Ronson

    David Ronson

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    The US is living off trillions of counterfeit money and there are people who think the US is the place to be. Gravy train my aaaaaaaaasssssssskkkkkkk

  51. Sean Norris

    Sean Norris

    Πριν 2 ημέρες

    Wasn’t Mitch McConnell the old man on Fraggle Rock smh 😂

  52. Patrick Roza

    Patrick Roza

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    This is not the right way to do this

  53. PanosGRR

    PanosGRR

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    ''Its time for grandpa to peacefully hand over the keys'' to a... younger one like Biden

  54. Cindy Chavooshian

    Cindy Chavooshian

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Well that immigrant Melania sure got onto a gravy train, cho cho.

  55. Cindy Chavooshian

    Cindy Chavooshian

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    The mistake Twitter made was not cutting off Trump earlier.

  56. Quincie Elton

    Quincie Elton

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Socialism here we come! I’m so sad this country is too stupid to see the blatant agenda here.

  57. Tammy Brumm

    Tammy Brumm

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Worst president ever. Blows my mind that his followers think he’s so great.

  58. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Best quote ever “Qanon is lost just like the people who follow it”.

    • appleblossomxo

      appleblossomxo

      Πριν 6 ώρες

      nieooj gotoy : What's the big deal about a group that wants to protect children.

  59. James B

    James B

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    There is crazy and there is trump crazy buffoons.

  60. lumber1982

    lumber1982

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Jimmy that was awesome that was a really good break down of the ignorance the people have put out there, and it's so dangerous for things like this to happen all done with the greatest technological invention of humanity the internet even though a person can learn to be anything they want to be in this world now using the internet the kind of information like qanon is enough to justify a world without internet

  61. Azazel. Will

    Azazel. Will

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    i Love America Best show in a galaxy

    • Azazel. Will

      Azazel. Will

      Πριν 3 ημέρες

      @nieooj gotoy mmm what ? 🤣🤣 i mean America is like great Tv Show , some kind of like Simpsons or South Park but pseudo-documentary genre

    • nieooj gotoy

      nieooj gotoy

      Πριν 3 ημέρες

      This guy is an expert on deepfakes i see. Haha. Qanon is an obvious psyop that benefits people like this guy. Your lies are not working try harder.

  62. Robert Richards

    Robert Richards

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Yep! Trump supporters sexually excited when he was under the desk😒🤔I just threw up in my mouth!🤢

  63. Iam Dredlamb

    Iam Dredlamb

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Q identity is so easy to get ...No! not that one, the other one, the unthinkable, yes, he is the one rallying American patriots at each others

  64. NexusGen Inc.

    NexusGen Inc.

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Trump supporters are extremists? No. They are republicans. All republicans are traitors.

  65. Triste Mietitore

    Triste Mietitore

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Awww poor baby, how can he survive!!!!! I want to vomit!

  66. Triste Mietitore

    Triste Mietitore

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Putrid orange...I will never look at that color the same again!

  67. Triste Mietitore

    Triste Mietitore

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    look at all the priviliged white people.....

  68. Nishant Kumar

    Nishant Kumar

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Trumph is not white, he's red

  69. L M

    L M

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Human missle crisis lol

  70. CD ROD

    CD ROD

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Stair are trump's number one enemy. What a big mistake was when he got elected,OMG.

  71. rawa dream

    rawa dream

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    If imgrant or refugees who whites or blondes skin , do you building that wall ?

  72. Colman O'Brien

    Colman O'Brien

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    This is the best Kimmel monologue in a while. Hilarious

  73. Colman O'Brien

    Colman O'Brien

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    '... although in trumps defense it's hard to make a phone call while fondling yourself! ' Best joke of the year so far😄

  74. Jack Steven

    Jack Steven

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Yo Jimmy, why don't you discuss in depth about Electoral College voting system that create all these problems.

  75. dr. k.conor Foxx

    dr. k.conor Foxx

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Kimmel is a lame creep

  76. Колобър Тасеми

    Колобър Тасеми

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    This guy is an expert on deepfakes i see. Haha. Qanon is an obvious psyop that benefits people like this guy. Your lies are not working try harder.

  77. Randy Schwing

    Randy Schwing

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Trump losing will be looked back on in 100 years as the place where facism took hold of America. He will set up a 3rd party now and together with the GOP, he will rip the heart out of the nation. We were warned but we did nothing.

  78. Van Helsing

    Van Helsing

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Trump & Family, Ghouliani, and the current Republican Party are worse than WW1 and WW2 together !!!

  79. Todd Neville

    Todd Neville

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    You're pathological, a knowing deceiver, and seem, even now, in a panic. 🙂

  80. Muhammad Umer

    Muhammad Umer

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Satan's lamest agent Matt Damon!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. You are the best Kimmel!! :D

  81. Teresa WastingTime

    Teresa WastingTime

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Too funny his conspiracy demo ended with the king of all evil Matt Damon but too sad Trump supporters watching do not get the scarcasm.

  82. Paula Hildebrandt

    Paula Hildebrandt

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    And how are you today, sofa?

  83. Nicolo A

    Nicolo A

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Ooh. Avid Trump supporter only eats organic. Breaking stereotypes?

  84. Coyote Spirit

    Coyote Spirit

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Love it when you mentioned lost. Jimmy, you are a true lostie! It made sense to.

  85. Susan Rolstad

    Susan Rolstad

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Tremendous anger by you

  86. Joe Park

    Joe Park

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    "so many imbeciles, just SO MANY I-M-B-E-C-I-L-E-S" Bravo Jimmy!

  87. j I

    j I

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Can't you get anything else besides the president that you hate to talk about? President Trump puts food on your table cuz you would have no show right now

  88. Debbie Sanderson

    Debbie Sanderson

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    This stuff not funny anymore please stop talking about him giving his ego a drink everytime 5 days hope don't hear his name again.

  89. Debbie Sanderson

    Debbie Sanderson

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    He really thinks people are stupid wow he is a piece of work. Lock him up put straight jacket on him. He is loosing it.

  90. Debbie Sanderson

    Debbie Sanderson

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Trump is weak ,losey President go away.

  91. Debbie Sanderson

    Debbie Sanderson

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    5 days left Trump bad History bye bye! Just anger to you loser and you causing danger.

  92. Roberto Osornia

    Roberto Osornia

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Trump you deserve it.

  93. Verny Mora

    Verny Mora

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    😂😂😂😂 matt

  94. Moorgoth67

    Moorgoth67

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Have to beware of old narcissists who always blame their own actions and their actions consequences on THEY and THEM. Watch out for those people. THEY'RE crazy....

  95. Aria Mohtadi Haghighi

    Aria Mohtadi Haghighi

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    Isn't it obvious that these clowns (called late show hosts) get paid to attack everything Trump-related 24/7? Would they dare shed light on the crimes and idiocies of the Obama administration for a change?

  96. Geoshf Schneider

    Geoshf Schneider

    Πριν 3 ημέρες

    👏🤣👏😂👏😂👏🤣👏😂👏😂👏🤣👏😂

  97. Mau Allen

    Mau Allen

    Πριν 4 ημέρες

    You have an amazing mind, Jimmy.

  98. Ta Hai Thuy

    Ta Hai Thuy

    Πριν 4 ημέρες

    The thoughtless window coincidingly sip because range remarkably sniff pace a selective cardboard. resonant, cheap sturgeon

  99. Mike Wood

    Mike Wood

    Πριν 4 ημέρες

    Mommy was there and he’s how old?

  100. markus byström

    markus byström

    Πριν 4 ημέρες

    Comments from SWEDEN, I love jimmy kimmel ant chippy every thing, I hate they way Jimmy kimmel hate democrsy

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